For the physically disabled or the insanely lazy (myself) here is:
"How To Bowl 200+ Games in WiiSports Bowling While Laying Down" by Brandon Zimmerman
I am the original "inventor" of this very odd technique. It was created on 1/20/2008. It would be great if someone would make a video explaining how to do this, because I don't have a camera. If you wish to make one please contact me and I will post it up on this page.
This is sad that I have to do this, but I'll humor everyone and do it.
Disclaimer: This could cause serious permanent injury to your wrist, animals, television, psyche, etc. It should not be attempted by anyone under any circumstances whatsoever. Just viewing this page is your consent that you will never try it. You agree to not hold me liable for any injuries physical or mental this technique causes you. If you are semi-disclaimer-illiterate and manage to read just this one line I recommend you use a wrist strap because if you are a male you may accidently throw/drop the WiiMote on your crotch.
Start out by positioning the controller in your hand like so:
Now I will attempt to explain the intricacies of the technique. Stay with me here.
It is very important not to push down too hard on your wrist... With your other hand you should really be guiding and pushing your "wii-mote-hand." When doing this technique properly it actually feels easier on your body than actually standing up and bowling. Although this technique might look very funky it actually provides a great way to get a shot that can be duplicated many times. If you are doing it correctly it is VERY CONSISTENT.
You will notice that the WiiMote in your hand will curve majorly to the LEFT at the end of your shot. We will be using this to our advantage. This curvature provides excellent spin/curve for the ball. Before your shot adjust your aim near the right side of the pins. For me I adjust one tap left of the 2nd pin from the right.
The short and quick motion of step 3 allows you to get superior speed on the ball. You will likely notice that the ball is travelling as fast as the game will allow it.
Ideally you want to hold down B until the last possible second after you make your short and quick motion so that you don't keep getting fouls on accident.
As you can see, I beat the pants off of someone who was standing up and bowling and trying their hardest. Boy was he pissed off. I wish I would've taken a snapshot of his red face. :D
You may have noticed my complete lack of design/eye candy on this page... I did that intentionally. I really don't want to waste bandwidth on stuff like this. Which is of course why I off-loaded the images everywhere else.
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